Fast forward a hundred years:

“GO TO BED, OLD MAN!”

Well it would be nice to live where memes and celebratory endorsements don't influence votes but ya know. Plus, maybe a lot of her fans are in marginalized groups, and though it may mean nothing to you, maybe it means something to that teenager who has been outcast by their friends and family. 

Marti Nixon also sang all of Natalie Wood’s songs except the reprise of “Somewhere”. Though Wood thought Nixon would only sing the high notes.

Maybe he can just remove the singing and the dancing and, I don’t know, set it during the late Renaissance to give it some pizazz.

He sort of made up for it with TCM. 

think that is CTE. My understanding is though that most dementia can be initially diagnosed by observing the patient. 

Wait, I can opt out of AMBER alerts? Kind of feels like poor citizenship, though

Lets just hope it doesn’t come with an unwanted U2 album downloaded to everyone’s phones. 

He’s going to declare Mueller a threat to national security and offer preemptive pardon to any Second Amendment fans who resolve the situation.

“A good portion of the audience who watched this in their prime are probably dead now.”

I used to own Cannonball Run 2, but then I used the VHS to film people having sex. Because I’m a pervert.

You, sir, are aptly named!

For those of you dismissing McCartney’s 21st-century output, go revisit Chaos and Creation in the Backyard. I would make a case for it being the best album of his solo career, or at least second behind Ram. Nigel Godrich’s production and the consistency of the songs is incredible.

“I’m as English as Queen Victoria!”

“Privileged Prince...is becoming such a fucking bore.”

Dude...Take it easy.

“Never loved a man the way i love you” has it all: the Muscle Shoals horns never sounded better, that guitar solo, the breathy backups on the chorus, and Aretha playing with the full range of her amazing instrument.

Since this is on the History Channel you know their budget is so small they’re also using coconuts for horse sound effects.

Yeah the Knights Templar, by the time the show takes place, were basically glorified bankers who handed out letters of credit to Pilgrims traveling to Jerusalem. In fact, the who reason their order was wiped out was because King Philip IV couldn’t pay off his debts to them so he accused the order of being witches and…