I want to be excited for this, but I’ve been hurt before.

For my new iPad home screen wallpaper? A deal at twice the price.

No Joan Chen? :(

Good gravy. This is the Internet. Everyone here has “other interpersonal issues” to work out. Especially you.

It bothers me so much because the editorial additions actually make it more difficult to understand.

“Flu-like symptoms” is to medical science as “tastes like chicken” is to the culinary arts.

Welsh, of Norwegian parentage, in point of fact.

The best version of Spider Man:

You’re being especially awesome today.

Biometric ID scanner upon entering the building that initiates encryption for whoever is standing at the scanner? Not perfect, but maybe how this would work in practice.

I would have gone with Shippy Van Boatenstein.

I know who’s buying a Lappin.

This is good kingia.

Make Pam’s Vagina Great Again!

Came here to comment on that headline, “Way to bury the lede.”

Whatever you do, don’t pat her belly and ask, “Hey, are you pregnant?”

Best Of Highlight Reel?