The dress is clearly white and gold.

Seattle minimum wage is $15. Well played, Amazon.

Enjoy your diabetes machine.

Best mode?

The City & The City by China Miéville would make a gorgeous film. If it wasn’t unfilmable, that is.

No zealot like a convert.

Just type /dance

I knew that “born that way” line would come back and bite us someday. Curses, recruiting drive cancelled!

None of the trolls who used to terrorize me are here. Still, I live in hope. Congratulations on surviving the return trip with these harrowing tales.