Samurai Showdown deves a horny game. You know, since video games can be sexually aroused....

Anyone well-versed enough in the Xeno-history to give me a summary rundown on the following:

The FF12 Charm? Is that where every character had the same exact face, be them Male or Female? With no expressions?

Nor is any RPG, really. RPGs by default contain padding. And/or Grinding. Especially with the modern reliance on “Questing” systems stolen from MMORPGs, which themselves are grind-centric monsters by nature. Padding is all over these types of games. Look at US RPGs: Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Divinity.... all of them…

The generic NPCs were one of the few weak points of this game. Unlike everything/everyone else, who were chock full of attention to detail, unique animations, and personality, the NPCs were low-quality models with some very bad skins and textures. They reminded me of Mass Effect Andromeda NPCs, though a slight step…

You have to use parries on Clouds 1v1 engagements on hard setting, no question. His Counterstance (off his last obtainable weapon) is also very, very good in those situations, or in any situation where you can easily anticipate a melee attack.

Tifa is one of the rather normal looking characters in the party. She has big breasts. She’s a bombshell. I don’t see how just because she has those attributes she was made for “13 year old boys.” Almost all anime-inspired characters are made over-sexualized, and Japanese art/video games use this art-style…

1 Year from now. Square has a Sony exclusive right now for one year.

If you sell a game and allow people to play it, it’s released. This entire “Early Access” nonsense doesn’t mean anything. Most of these games never even make it to a released state; they just sit in “Early Access” until the end of time.

As an old PS1 RE player who’s been playing all the REs from 0-7 the past few weeks, including the RE2 Remake, I’ve really been looking forward to RE3 Remake .... however, I knew RE3 was a short game, and I heard rumors of this entry being even shorter. Numerous reviews have seemed to confirm that sobering truth.

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Ah, I must have missed that somehow. Thought I went through all the menu items too, just to see what was available. I’ll check it out. Thanks!

Enjoyed the demo. Exactly what I’m looking for.

No. Completely different. In this 2020 Demo we don’t get Summon: Leviathan.

Haha. Sacred Japanese game? Hahaha. Seriously? Buddy, I didn’t even finish Persona 5, nor do I consider anything in the world sacred, least of all this particular gaming title. I could care less about Japan, their games, their culture, or their views on American culture through their video games.

The word Baldur’s Gate inspired hope. However extreme amounts of skepticism followed based on the current era we live in and in the developer taking on the project. Final expectations = disappointment.

All they did was copy their DOS engine and tag it with the name “Baldur’s Gate.” It’s slow, plodding, and worst of…

Gamestop could hand out free gold bars and I still would never venture inside one. I don’t like the company; never have, never will. Also, as someone nearing my 40's I have trouble associating myself with the Gamestop customer base, which, by nature, are young kids w/ their parents or slightly older kids in their…

I’ve played through the each ME game at least 4x minimum over the years, 2 and 3 more than that. It’s always been a series I’ve enjoyed (excluding Andromeda, which I could not finish after 3 separate attempts).

There was plenty of lovable material in ME 1-2 as a Renegade. Shepherd had some hilarious scenes and dialogue, far more entertaining than Paragon options. ME3 was the most tame of the three games, and Paragon/Renegade (outside of the major events) had little differences to note.

Do you people really sit around and get all hot and bothered about any remotely demeaning social movement not portrayed to your liking in media, such as in Persona 5 in this case? Does it truly, deeply upset you? Seriously? Stop and think about it. Are you really that sensitive, self-certain, and arrogant to believe…

Tim’s a fine but awkward guy. I know the man to a small extent, in that I live down the street from Epic HQ in Cary, NC, and I eat at many of the same restaurants he does. I run into him once or twice a month on average at a Mediterranean joint, and we’ve shared in a few casual conversations about nothing important…