Who gives a shit? Maybe they can get real jobs now.

Anime is gay

Yeah i mean, it’s impressive that it’s POSSIBLE to do something like this in a SNES platform game, but really why? Like, ok, you made the hardest thing possible in this video game maker. Good job? Especially when a lot of these super hardcore players use tools that let them guide a computer to playing through the…

And the number one inaccuracy of all being that air vents would collapse under the weight of a man. I mean, they’re designed to move air and made out of thin aluminum. A 200lb man inside one would cause it to come crashing down.

Suck my dick and no ones reading your stupid blog post either faggot

Selling a game for $60 that is utter trash and nothing like what was advertised makes you a thief, not seeking a refund. So shut the fuck up Shiek Abdul Shammad Ackmed Towelhead.

Hmm, only two hotties. rest are gross. wont be fapping to this.

Now show that mom the overwatch porn

Spraying my seed all over. love these gals.

Would love to get my “fire keeper” inside her “bonfire” lol. Jacking it now. Beautiful

Ejaculating

Why are Asians so stupid for this kiddie shit? Nations of pedophiles.

Kotaku should just change it’s name to No Man’s Skybart

He threw it in the crowd? French pig

Oh I see. Tis game just makes me mad because it’s not a game and it’s not good.

“majority of gamers are playing” LOL, yeah uh huh ok bud

Props to that guy for being the most boring human being to ever waste the precious gift of life.

No they don’t. There’s no terrain difference on planets. You’ll NEVER find a planet that goes from rocky to desert, or to water, or to forest. It’s one thing. They’re all one thing. Dont lie.

That quote got me going too. Jesus Fucking Christ what kind of absolute braindead gamer dweeb would be like “well that was worth the $60 and 15 hours! Look at this it’s a different resource!”

“The coolest [moment] was about 15 hours in I ran up to a giant pillar of what I thought was going to be Heridium and to my joy turned out to be Nickel,”