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44. No parades. Live in Houston. Instead of taking my 7yo son to the Astros parade this year, I took him to see Thor:Ragnarok.

I think the biggest joke out there continues to be the fact that Kraftwerk have not yet been inducted. All that said, LL should’ve been first or second ballot. Perhaps he should send an Edible Arrangement to Jann Wenner?

Reminded of the Bum Phillips quote about Don Shula: “He can take his’n and beat your’n, or he can take your’n and beat his’n”. Meaning that he (Coach Shula) can survey what he has in the pantry/fridge, and make a fine meal based on that. Belichick has done that pretty much every year of this century. Most coaches are

So you’re saying the Italian player cheated (unintentionally) and then did not call the foul on herself, per the spirit of the rules and fair play? Not the sporting Italy I know...   

Kidding aside, is there any way this family story ends well? Hopefully they ditch their dad, get degrees, and lead fulfilling lives in anonymity and the whole thing doesn’t turn in to Von Erichs2.0.

That sure doesn’t look like a “this is awful and how will we go on” embrace by Savannah and Hoda. Looks more like an “Oh my God we did it!”

So, SO many idiots will die in these. 700hp open top? This vehicle is a certified douchebag murdering machine.

I fully approve of bringing the sweet and spicy cornbread provided that you bring several pans of the regular sweet cornbread everyone loves. So kindly bring regular cranberry sauce to go along with your horsesh*t cranberry full of witchery and lies sauce.

Got a Masterbuilt Electric smoker a few years ago and recommend it wholeheartedly. You can probably run into one during sales next week for sub-$200.

Not a Pizza Hut fan. Perhaps I am still bitter about the loss of the Priazzo (Come on, Pizza Hut. It’s been 30 years and you could probably sell it as retro or somesuch).

Purchasing the blu-ray would indicate that I was going to watch this again and I am NEVER. EVER. WATCHING THIS AGAIN.

Purchasing the blu-ray would indicate that I was going to watch this again and I am NEVER. EVER. WATCHING THIS AGAIN.

 2 things:

5-10 years ago they would’ve been mopping him off the track. #engineering

612 Home Runs. He’s in.

Fallen Angel by Poison.

It’s RANDY Newman, dammit.

That is so unlike Liverpool fan at a European match.

Nonsense. The team with the most points after playing everyone home and away is the best. The table never lies.

He did not “bump” him, he “rubbed” him. And rubbin’ is racin'.