It’s a damn shame the comments section of a Jezebel article isn’t on the internet, isn’t it?

No, no, no... It’s Trump we’re talking about, so it’s all his fault. Everything Bush, Clinton, Bush, and Obama did wrong can all be blamed on Trump.
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ya fuckin’ saltine bitch.

Until you assholes and your penis replacements prove to the rest of the world that they, and you, are not a danger to society at Large, fuck you, and everything you stand for.

Well, when you shoot and kill both your parents, people tend to wonder things...

“Please be a white male... Please be a white male...”

Wypipo

i hate white people

And he’s a Republican, so no chance he’s a decent human being, sorry.

Aww... Aren’t you cute with your huge paint brush. Try not to get any paint on you with such a broad brush, my friend!

Well, really, the only alternatives to “I looked it up on Google” are:

that is exactly why we are economically where we where back in 1863.

Hahahaha! That’s good satire!

And here I thought manufactured outrage and false equivalencies was the territory of Fox “News” and ignorant tea party mouth pieces.

There were many many black slave owners. So, going by your logic, black slaves would have owned other slaves if they were free and could have afforded it.

Do you also bemoan people that drive cars with more than 75hp? How about people that have more than a netbook if they don’t do any graphics designing or game playing? I happen to have two cars... Is that a problem, because I could spend 6 hours roundtrip on public transit for work, so I don’t really need either car. I…

And which upstanding, perfectly utopian country do you happen to live in?

Hahahahaha... (breathes in)... Ahahahahahaha!

How about just calling it racism? Wouldn’t reverse racism be the complete opposite of racism??

On a separate list though, are the Shaqwandas, Jamals, and DeShauns, right? Or are you deliberately trying to be racist?