From my understanding, you halfway fry them, then let them cool off or put them in the fridge to get cold. Then, fry them the rest of the way. That’s supposedly how you get rid of the “homemade” fry taste/texture.

I design home automation systems for a living, and see this happening two ways..

So, you have BSDtMVHoA?

Tadashi is a Japanese name, so they still got it wrong by having a half-Korean voice him.

China is also pretty diverse within its own borders.

If you don’t let kids work in movies, then we end up with either no kids movies at all, or the 90210 version where you have 18 year olds playing elementary aged kids.

Soccer thighs... I’m guessing that refers to toned, slightly thicker thighs...

It’s all about the feelings around here

I don’t recall them calling the Chinese people slant-eyed rice eating gooks, so your assessment of them isn’t exactly a 1:1 ratio...

I’d consider it all in good fun! Especially the one about the fist bump.

Aww.. It’s so cute that you think “gentle fun” entails violence against another human.

Using that logic, should we also get rid of black men, seeing as how they’re responsible for the majority of crimes?

I think this means you’re a sexist or something...

Wouldn’t Publix be considered a chain as well? It’s not exactly in just one or two locations...

Yeah.. It seems like a lot of people around these parts can’t stand food unless it’s some kind of specialty, 110% authentic, or served from some hole in the wall location that barely anyone knows about.

There is nothing more embarrassing in the world- IN THE WORLD- than working a bar on NFL Sunday, with the Broncos playing the Raiders for a big rivalry game, and having to tell each and every person who looks at a menu at a BUFFALO FUCKING WILD WINGS that we are unable to serve our signature, nay only edible,…

Planet Fitness seems to always enforce their “No Baseball Hat” rule. Can’t tell you how many times I showed up at that place, only to be denied entry until I removed my hat. Which, luckily enough, doubled as my sweat catcher, so then I had sweat pouring in my eyes for the next hour or so.

Article on this site talks about when Trump asks if a person would fuck a particular woman, and he’s considered a piece of shit and called every derogatory name in existence.

Eh.. So? He’s just reporting facts. If you didn’t want to be spoiled, you shouldn’t have read his comment.

We’re going to need your first and last name, where you grew up, what your current address is, what your dog’s name was when you were 8, what size underwear you wear, and how much money you make. Along with any and all sexual proclivities, and food allergies, and a photo of your car.