@MaxPoint: he's crazy smart.

@A Magician Named Gob: A lot of the time I get onto people for using an example with only one point of data to stand in for an entire group of people's experiences. Looks like I fell for it, too. It was lazy, and while it still doesn't make the joke funny, I agree with the point that they still happen.

@Jaredu: I stand corrected.

@Twisted-Pigeon: This is a stupid, out-of-time joke. I haven't seen a bluescreen in a decade.

@CaptainJack: How?

@RutgerHauer: What if they stick more than one chip in there? CDMA and GSM?

@RoFLKOPTr: Also, it would be really easy to make it extremely tough to get to those contacts, if in fact a bare contact is needed, and not some kind of induction system.

@thechansen: Now that is a decent collection of first purchases. Also, if Bowie isn't a genre, he should be.

@CaptainJack: This...isn't gasoline. You know that, right?

Just make a standardized quick-change battery system and get it over with, people. I'm not going to wait at the pump for half an hour and neither is anybody else.

@thechansen: Regarding your first statement: There's another group of people who have never purchased an album of any kind. Are they included in your group of people who will probably never own every single Beatles album?

@vel0city: You have the patience of a saint.

@2Wheelsor4: When Ludicrous speed is not fast enough.:

@Eptin: I have a modest proposal for you...

@sweetgreggo: "story"

@Ignignokt: I must be drunk.

@Slinkytech: That is correct.

@techynottreky: Wait a second, what's wrong with being gay?

@Zinger314: Oh, that's what you say about everything!

@Matt0505: Ah, the problem of blogging in general. Get it up as fast as you can, it doesn't matter if it's well researched or even a good idea, just get it up before somebody else can.