WHAT

@milkisgood: Good god, there should be. That would be a great deal.

@Matt0505: Shouldn't be a problem. No upgrade should be a problem, as long as you wait for the jailbreak to arrive before you upgrade.

@irishmanjim26: Nope.

@mullingitover: hahahahaahahahahaha!

@sharmanova: Jailbreak won't help you there.

@tomsomething: Yeah, they're called oxidizers, and they're components that generate excess oxygen as they burn.

@tomsomething: I'll bet the fireworks have an oxygen supply built into them.

@Bryan South: That kind of thing is huge in Korea.

@Coulter: Your subscription fee to the website will more than cover any type of ad removal, I'm sure.

@KamWrex: Because of the striking, crippling, horrifying cost of doing something like that?

@bigtimes: I'm glad to see the other commenters agreeing with me.

Way to go, sexist.

@pandafresh: I'll give you that.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: I like you Kaiser, but seriously, how did I lose my star and robopeen slips by?

@Gotlactose: Good god, I haven't seen a BSOD in years. Time to upgrade your jokes.

@David Insley: Yes, the law will surely stop the people who would use such a device.

@A Magician Named Gob: I have a 5x5 springboard with a five row dock. It's handier than it sounds.

@pandafresh: Dreamcast.