@Strangelove: Superfast Jellyfish.

@Dr_Watson: probably get more effective results attaching your iphone to a scanning electron microscope.

@LeftClicker: One country.

@iAmWillJ: It gets funnier every time.

@Anarkiwi: Yeah.

@blehbleh13: WAIT A SECOND! I see what you did there. Look out for this guy! The whit! I burns us!

@George P. Burdell: NOW you don't like 'em? What about their food?

@mattcoz: Tell me about it. What was that mod called? I remember the one that required you to dremel your GBA and such. I got one, worked great.

@fraying: I can't use another trackpad, and I purchased a mouse for my Macbook, which I never use. The trackpad is the best thing about that laptop.

@TheCrudMan: What is a feathered curve wave?

@jepzilla: So we're going to intimidate people after they've voted?

@Maave: Ugh. Why I love a totally wireless future reason 2,000,050:

@meatbag_pussrocket: It makes sense. They shouldn't have to replace the device if you're the one that screwed it up.

@Squalor: Word.

@bazookafox: Eh, useless wasn't what I meant anyways. Just more of a pain.

@jack38: It's just a few paragraphs. Can't you read all of it?

@Vanilla-Terror: You nailed it. It's those few quirky developers that introduce inefficiency into the system. I love those developers, innovation does not come from following the rules.

@sweetelectro: Excepting the people who choose to not use the Google Checkout method. AND remember! I said more efficient, not better. I love open systems, and am looking forward to the day I can get my hands on some kind of Android device. But there's no question, having one way to purchase things is far more…

@mattcoz: but the colors! I'm sure that there is a way to front light it somehow.

@dave_t: Gadgets and technology. There's a lot of technology in that map.