@SpartanFry: Which smartphone are you holding wrong?

So, the horse is not dead enough just yet.

@katypee001: Child.

SO! Is this horse dead enough now? Can we please please move on?

@Hi-Im-Asylum: Then why mention it?

@MauricioHavok: Ah, but let's define the issue first, yes?

@snitch: I'm so excited, I can't wait!

ROMULANS 3:19

@MauricioHavok: I would love, absolutely love for that to happen. Exactly as much as I want them to release a software fix that works. One way or the other, hilarious.

@Eptin: Maybe I do. Maybe I don't.

This is going to be one of the most hilarious things ever if this is true.

@tomsomething: As long as you don't touch it with your fingers it'll work, right?

eh, I'll believe it when I see it.

@boslok: haha, just came here now, huh? We call this "business as usual"

@AdamKaoru: The holocaust.

@MauricioHavok: Nah, they're in too deep now. They won't admit anything.

@toxic: Yeah, while I don't specifically think this way about only the iPhone, and I certainly don't think Apple has done this on purpose, I do wonder if the effect is there.

@duhkiller: and visa-versa.

@sleepneed: Pff, there's nothing wrong with Aliens 3.

@Nathan Coulombe: Seriously? They've been doing nothing but slamming the phone for the past three weeks. Here's an idea. Leave the website, and don't come back. You won't miss it, and we won't miss you.