Challenge accepted.

Do they get to pick brand? I’d need mine to be Oberweis. Once you’ve had that, everything else tastes wrong.

Well played, Mauer.

Limp Bizkit and DMX seemed to be our go to albums. I can still see our lifting coach shaking his head at the lyrics.

I think that’s what made me enjoy CoD:Ghosts so much. It does make for a great story.

It wasn’t from Whole Foods, they wasted the meat.

A D1 football player has no excuse for poor grades. Yes, in season you’re putting in 40+ hours a week for the sport, despite the laughable 20 hour limit, but there’s plenty of time left for a social life and class.

Robots aren’t called to duty, they’re built for duty. That’s less Call of Duty.

Soooo it’s Mass Effect without the RPG element? Pass.

Can’t he argue that these are people he changed clothes in front of and showered with at least 5 days a week?

Sprain = partial tear

That headline’s photo almost makes me wish I had a child.

Just don’t ask the Bostick Terrier to play fetch.

You ain’t Russel Wilson, bro.

With all the preservatives those restaurants use? I doubt it.

I’ve never woken up to my wake up light with that kind of a smile. That said, I still like it more than other alarms.

I’ve never woken up to my wake up light with that kind of a smile. That said, I still like it more than other alarms.

Seems like someone is trying too hard to make excuses about why they couldn’t have been making out while alone with two dudes and then they tried to change the subject when the excuse didn’t make sense.

It’s one year for every freebie interception off deep overthrown passes that should have been knocked down but instead he padded his career stats with.

No you lost that too after Rodgers returned and...

Impressive. Obtaining Loremaster alone was enough to get me to not want to chase down anymore achievements.