I would pay good money to watch one of those assholes crying for his mommy when the judge gives him 20 years in federal prison.

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

I would venture to say that Chicago is far less segregated now than it has been in its notorious past, thanks in no small part to the disbursement of many of the public housing hellhol...neighborhoods. Places like Uptown, Rogers Park, Andersonville, etc. There were almost always pockets of blacks and other minorities…

Bird shot an absurd 81.8 percent from the field

The discipline and sacrifice it takes to win on the professional level requires athletes to be supremely genetically gifted psychopaths.

Holy shit man, I swear I'm not a homer and knee jerk reactor, but you continue to be so wrong. Steve Birnbaum (DC United rookie), our A team? Playing an experimental 3 man backline formation, our A team? Only a few of our Euro-based players? This was our B or B- team.

... hmmmm... hmmm....

Bill just kinda writes things to write? Its a tough read and if I knew how to read, I'm sure I would disagree.

This was not our A team. This was an A + B + C Team in a foreign formation (for all intents and purposes) with a majority having come off vacation. The Chileans are already about 5 to 6…

Croatia hasn't done anything of note since becoming independent? They've got a third place in the World Cup in 1998 and two quarterfinal appearances in the UEFA Cup. What?

Jozy Altidore isnt and never hit what everyone thought he would be. Dude could barely make the roster for the Mackems. I don't think anyone gets excited about him anymore. Most people yelling "Jozy!" Are yelling because he can't finish.

This is a good time to point out that even the semifinals drew more viewers than 3/4 of this year's Wild Card games.

Kind of defeats the purpose for this post, no?

Obviously, those commercials are not long enough because it's 1 877 Kars 4 Kids. Also, I curse you for getting that jingle in my head.

They are cute if they think showing it live in the US at the same time will stop it from being pirated... I prefer watching the BBC version, no commercial interruptions, just one hour of TOP GEAR.

I nearly threw a brick through my TV when Favre threw that interception against the Saints in 2009. And I had never felt true despair until Gary Anderson missed that field goal against the Falcons in 1998.

Yeah Mayor Dog has plenty of chill.

Fuck that. I'll stick with "Cones of Dunshire"

Dear former hometown: The Rams are gone. It's been effectively over for a while now. You had two choices: Get fucked by the NFL and blackmailed into financing a new stadium, or watch the team that to be fair, probably shouldn't have left LA return to LA. (Attendance history was not that bad, Georgia was a crazy lady,…

That's a good joke for 1983.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.