Where did you get your money tree?

Lately the answer to most of these has been some variation of VW Golf.

So...
Uhh, yeah.  Golf.

I, too, enjoy giving out my phone number to car dealers and getting multiple calls per week to be told about promotions on cars that are nothing like the car I was originally looking at.

“good luck with that” -phish fans

“A tiny tip can make a difference? Huh. Well, I’ll never know.”

2003 Accord EX-V6 with 22ok on on her. No transmission problems either (dodges lightning)

Price wise, you find the BEST used cars at shitty and shady places.

The problem is, for every 1 diamond in the rough, you will wade through about 129 acres of shit in the shit. Generally you pay more to shorten the search.

Can you? Yes.
Will you? Probably not.

Gives her child a stupid-ass name.

Maybe don’t name your child something moronic if you don’t want yourself (and your child) ridiculed for the rest of their life. And this from a guy who named his son after his favorite Top Gear presenter.

Saab 9-3 Sportcombi; only a little weird but uncommon enough, also safe and practical.

I give the owner credit for doing a decent job on the swapping, with the exception of the flares. Why put all that time and money into it then slap on something from Pep Boys?

1. I wish you the best with your hand! Good luck, and I hope it heals up alright.

Just don’t go to Troy for your Odyssey. It’ll take you ten years to get homer.

Oooo ooo ooo, I know the answer to this one...

It’s S54 btw.

What is the “context” here? These tweets seem to be spontaneous and random, instead of being in response to anything or anyone in particular.

I think fighting over whether mocking white people is or isn’t racism is kind of silly because can we just stop being assholes? If we stuck around the policy of “be fucking nice to each other,” that encompasses all races. Sure, white people haven’t been oppressed in America. Still makes you a douchebag to be a bitch…

Torch is annoying with his not taking this seriously. And that Wrangler is going to be incredibly annoying to drive after an M3 - its like maximum NVH was a design goal.

I had a Z3M Roadster with the S52 engine out of the e36 M3, and I’ve driven an e36 M3 for a friend who was looking at them for a while. Having an S54 car now, it doesn’t feel too different in acceleration until you’re above 4000rpm, where the S52 starts to lose steam and the S54 just keeps going. I think it’s a pretty…