Once, I took my father and he won the team’s best beard contest.

Putting windshield wiper controls in a freaking menu that you have to poke around for on a touchscreen while you are driving in the rain is a perfect example of how Tesla is a techbro company first, car company second.

The asshole who does this is the same asshole who reheats fish in the microwave at work. And in both cases he deserves to get beat with a sack of quarters.

Team Petchesky here. If you are sitting next to me on a plane and break out a Ziploc bag of hard boiled eggs I am perfectly justified in thinking that you are a sociopath.

And the Acela serves Dogfish Head 90 minute. Two of those expensed as “snacks” makes the trip to NYC from DC for a 1 hour meeting a nice change of pace at work.

You, sir, need to be banished to the grays with that nonsense.

Maybe if it had been ONLY Trinidad.

Iron Man tattoo guy is the worst. You’re already uninteresting and unoriginal so just put that stupid tattoo on your calf like everyone else. Or you could just put your dull “140.6" bumper sticker on your car and leave it at that

You know, everyone who doesn’t vote the way you do isn’t your enemy.

I always thought that folks who did despicable things while wrapped in the American flag were the worst, but Hample, covered in Major League Baseball logos, has them beat.

One of the rare times I say this - couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

Take no joy in anyone getting hurt, especially a talent like OBJ. I love that guy.

Thankfully we can take unlimited glee in the phrase “the 0-5 New York Giants” instead
Fuck you, Eli.

i would fuck my dad for the B6 Touring

I need that Alpina B6 (E30) in my life!

“. . . comes with a bad wheel. It still has three good ones . . .”

I’d pay an extra Hundie if allowed to slap the owner who put those chrome wheels on this fine car in the 1st place :/

Buys cars sight unseen.

It’s Old City for fuck’s sake

hey, you can’t always get what you want

These tests do not accurately reflect the real-world usage of an Alfa-Romeo. A rear-impact from the breakdown lane is by-far the most likely crash for a Giulia owner.