"Ford lighting expert John Teodecki stands behind his work: "This lens just won't break. We fire stones at it, expose it to extreme sun, soak it in saltwater, shoot rocks, rock salt and ice – this thing is very tough to crack."

In WW2 German Tigers were able to take out American Sherman's 4:1. The problem they had was that we were able to produce them 5x faster, and get them repaired much faster. So the US does (did?) know about zerg rushing an enemy.

Like anyone needs another reason to avoid New Jersey.

But it has TouchStarbluenavJeepPlayStabiliControlTrak'OTron® so crashing is virtually inconceivable. I see the problem, they are looking out the windsheild.

Asshat parking.

As usual, Mark Webber would place second fiddle in his new LeMans Porsche.

there's always an access point in the back. always.

If a US contractor had built it (*ahem* Lockheed), it would have cost $303 billion and still wouldn't be in service.

Southern infrastructure systems don't budget for five months of a frozen hell, you Flint asshole.