Math is hard.

No one is treating you like dog shit.

Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism...at least it’s an ethos.

When I see competence, I don’t see gender, I see competence.

Yeah, we’re talking to you, Tamron Hall. Let’s go, chop chop!

Nope. Santa is white. Sometime’s he’s a disgusting, filthy, drunken, pants pissed white guy, but dammit, he’s white.

It shouldn’t hurt other women. Objectifying will never end. We all do it.

Looks like a show stopper.

She tweets way better than Trump does.

Aww, right in the keppy!

I get this reference!

I get this reference!

This isn’t Russia yet. I can express my fondness for puppies. I am one.

I like puppies.

I’m not sure that “I told you I was sick” was first written by Mel, but ok.

This story needs closure. Where did the Cane’s fan end up relieving himself?

This sounds dirty.

No, it isn’t always, you bean bag.

Fighters get old “overnight” in their 30's. I’m not surpised at what happened last week.

Is it considered bragging if the answer to the question is “nothing”?