does nobody else think that both stories seem off? Even if he is a douche why would he out of no where repeatedly attack a woman for no reason. Like I don't believe it was as saintly as he says and that elevator snap was all the proof I need of his douchedom. Where was everyone at the dance? Like why we're they not…

First of all, the union shouldn't care about its credibility in the public's eye. That doesn't matter. The union won the PR battle in the last lockout, and that got them nowhere. They don't need to maintain credibility among the public, they need to maintain credibility among their members. And if they let the NFL…

In this case, the rabbit is the media, and, prior to to this, the rabbit has been giving Roger Goodell a blowjob.

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You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

I'm cuttin a fucking spot Tony! SHIT

Mayweather then proceeded to beat the shit out of her after the video ended

NATIONAL REPORT IS SATIRE, GUYS!!

Hahaha, yes, I totally agree that he could have outrun her. He was not in danger for his life.

First of all, it's ridiculous that Stephen A. Smith had to apologize any further than what he had already done. Second, the apology was absolutely perfect.

I SOOOO know this isn't the point of this post, forgive me.