Nah, man. I am from Philly and I pretty much hate the majority of the fandom here but the one thing we all have in common, from the way too confident assholes to the sell my kid for a Super Bowl sadsacks, is that in the pit of our soul we all expect to be disappointed no matter how well our team is playing.

Excellent use of the Sisko gif.

What am I not getting?

It would have worked out fine if dumb motherfuckers like you didn’t treat voting like its your favorite sports team and actually voted like an adult.

That flyer is stupid but as I argued with people who let their emotions cloud their better judgment in the 2016 election: voting is not about your feelings.

SIDENOTE: 14-year-old me was garbage.

I was expecting the comments to eventually become total trash but the The He-Man Woman Hating Club assholes wasted no time on this one.

There are, of course, other options, such as Willie Geist, who often serves as a fill-in anchor on the show. Nonetheless, this is still a huge decision that probably will not be made until next year, the source said.

I don’t know what I was expecting from this calendar but I can’t be the only who was totally unprepared for Dolezal being all early 2000s pop singer on the cover pic for this thing:

It’s like Tara “BecKKKy in Hiding” McCarthy didn’t realize that one of the selling points of ethno-nationalism (aside from the hating of minorities) is the idea that white women are on this planet for the sole purpose of being brood mares who spit out 100% pure uncut white babies. Having your opinions heard and…

I always liked Zab and really didn’t like how he was framed as a “Bad Guy” for how he reacted in the immediate aftermath of having his brain scrambled.

I am always here for petty. And that bothers me too.

While I really appreciate Time not giving it to Trump or Kim Jong Un, and I know this is a petty complaint in the grand scheme of things, but am I the only one annoyed that Time seems to have decided they don’t like the name “#MeToo Movement” so have just taken it upon themselves to try and coin a new name for these…

Her reaction to first being told that Obama was the current president is still my favorite thing ever:

No one wants to fight West. He is not the enemy. 

I need Ray to do a sit down interview with a really good interviewer who will grill him on all of this nonsense he has been up to.

They are so desperate for Trump to stop acting like a buffoon. How many times has he supposedly “pivoted” from asshat to serious adult in the eyes of the news media.

He’s married too? That makes this all so much worse.

I’m sure Maggie Haberman has had that story saved on her computer since last April.

I guess CNN has finally had enough of Trump’s ungrateful behavior after all the work they did to get him elected.