They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

I turned around on Booger when he started ragging on the refs for being absolute shit in the Packers/Lions MNF game. 

St.Louis is probably pretty close, actually. This take is about the writers who will pontificate and naval gaze about what their team “means.” Boston writers are pretty obnoxious about making everything a provincial “Boston vs the World” dick measuring contest, but you’ve gotta disrespect the way Cardinal writers talk…

Jesus Christ, those suggested Deadspin links.

This is a bad take. The Cubs bandwagon is can’t hold a candle to how shitty Boston and their fans are.

Good god, number 3 all day long. You can’t send Matt Gaetz to DC and then blame DC for Matt Gaetz. We didn’t want him here, you did. He’s YOUR melanoma.

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

Some thoughts:

Red Sox fans are so insufferable I started rooting for the Yankees. 

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

My issue with Monday Night Football is unlike the NBC Crew Sunday night no one calls the game so I can’t fall asleep to it.  It is like they both do color commentary.

I like how 1-800-AAA-HELP looks a phone number turned into panicked scream.

From Wonderteen to WonderIfHe’llGetInTheGame

What we’re here to discuss now is how NYCFC have fallen in the conference semifinals four years running, and their particularly bad record at home.

Immediate solution: tape a phone with GPS to the puck and use Google Maps to determine where it is. This plan is without flaw.

You must be rediculous to be friends with the morans.

Apropos of almost nothing here, I noticed tonight that Houston Astros can be rearranged as “Out soon: sharts.”

“Hold up for an 82-game season?”

boy you got that right

Back and to the left.  Back and to the left