LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

Um, I made a masturbation joke. This is Deadspin, after all.

Porn is really ruining the Male perspective on how to treat the box.

Boone may think his players are savage in the box, but they appear to be real beasts going solo.

I’m torn who to root for because fuck the Yankees, but also fuck the Umpires.  

I don’t know, but I feel he should be doing it behind closed doors. Think of the children. And their bats.

One of the post-retirement benefits negotiated by the MLBPA is that if you like your steroid provider, you can keep it.

It’s the former.

I’m not sure what’s worse, being Takes-Ball-Away-From-Kids Guy or being Chooses-Drinks-Based-On-ABV guy.

Ca November 1969 San Francisco

Good evening. Here’s The Kinks.

The Zac Brown Band and Gregg Allman perform Midnight Rider.

I was a Lions fan who had crossed Lake Michigan to go to college in WI and was a freshman in 1994 when that game happened. I thought it couldn’t get worse than leaving Sterling Sharpe wide open in the end zone with less than a minute left and having to hear all about that during the first semester, then they hold…

One of the most annoying things about Sanders coverage was the running line that he didn’t know what he was doing, he just had fantastic reactions or some such nonsense.

My first live sports memory is the 1988 Holiday Bowl. I was seven. I didn’t know who Barry Sanders was, and, in fact, waited halfway through the second quarter before I asked my dad “who is the orange man?” He went for 5 TDs and 222 yards on 29 attempts. It’s like his fifth best game that year. He really was this cool…

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

The real stories here are that Woody Harrelson (a) wore a suit to (b) watch a doubles tennis match while (c) on ecstacy.