+1 Ovechkin defense

We’re building a new Arsenal.

I love and hate you for this. I was worried you were going to leave out the black socks, but they appear to be represented. This is the definition of a job well done.

Dude. Seriously. I usually take to highly dry-sarcastic humor when I take to Kinja, but this is just infurating and sickening.

What in the Flying fuck is going on here.

Barkely, Shut Up and Jam.

“I’m hammered.”

Who the hell is Wayne Gretzky?

Next up. Detroit Lions Super Bowl Loss.

I didn’t not laugh

LGRW

I dare him to go anywhere near Gordie Howe’s coffin.

As a member of the Great White North (talking anything around the Great Lakes here), take off. Hoser.

BUT WTF CHOIR BOYS AND NBC CONTRACTS and the biggest douchebag power coach north of the Mason Dixie.

Nice find. I would have taken a blazing howitzer to that tree. Or possibly strapped myself to it, with said howitzer. Either way, you want big bertha then it’s time to unearth ya

Somewhere, possibly concussionedly blacked out, Jaromir Jagr is laughing.

Hey Ma. What’s up? Let’s slide.

Excellent work.