Normally, I put these on as a timer while I boil the tears of my cocaine-abused. Ah forget it. I am super, thank you for asking.

You, good sir, are relentless. It can not be more appreciated. 

You actually have to go inside a Popeye’s to order food from there. I would rather eat raw meat from a pet cemetery/Long John Silver’s. Mother. Fucking. Popeye’s.

Worst world series ever AMIRITE? Oh, shit, wait...

Wtf. Yes.

Can’t make you watch the Raptors, I see.

You’re a towel

Hey now, you’re an all-star, get AIDS

What did you say about a Slap Chop?

But why male models?

Interesting. In a somewhat related note, I learned what the definition of dogshit was by being forced to watch anything produced by Adam Sandler post Y2K.

Whatever. Just go up on that lift really quick, thanks.

Thanks Obama.

Nice shooting Soldier! (field). Actually, nevermind. Then again, maybe? 

Stop complaining. Please appease Bobby Knight with a shrubbery.

No

The only difference in our opinions here - you respectfully disagree, I wholeheartedly and somewhat nefariously disagree with his opinion. 

Taste like crab, talk like people.

Wellllll this is a new Low. Eat Led, Cobra.