Pretty sure Jagr and Chelios both featured on Commodore 64

Man, I just jizzed in my pants. +1

It’s somewhat surprising that there’s been another Philosophorous Raptor battle with the heat after Jurassic Park 4. 

This is really, really, good. If you were in New Brunswick, I’d say you earned your Knighthood.

Unfortunately for the Russians, they must go through all of NATO to win a championship.

Make good Roger Goodell comment. +1

St. Louis Cardinals, I believe, is the likely pick. Outside of that, maybe any team coached by a Cock, that is a Bab.

Happy Gilmore (who the hell is Happy Gilmore?) nearly retrieved his house this way

There’s a Geneva Convention joke in here somewhere. Whatever, I’m buying an AWP, and we’re rushing T Spawn

Talk about bringing home the bacon. Oscar meyer is going to be pissed

Mean turkey say you? Another reason thanksgiving is the best holiday

I would have gone with, “one who picks low hanging fruit,” but I thought it was still a Goodell effort

I would imagine he was really Getlin after it

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Hero in a half rig

Kalimari Desert continues to be infuriating. Time for a red, perhaps blue, shell

I only play for profit, which is precisely how I managed to get Liverpool relegated four consecutive times

This is highly unlikely. He has to stand on the floor to walk

This is very well played