That does it. I knew Jurgen Klinsmann was Italian.

On being hit by a car, I would argue it depends on the car. What if the car had my hockey bag in it.

Ahem.

Real disagrees. Suarezly they might be Neymar a Messi, but they are from a Valenciasure.

I actually had no idea the previous one could accomadate a player.

Sorry Diana, but I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever.

Obligatory.

In related news, fast food operators raise third and fourth quarter expectations.

“As a Lions fan, this was the only way it could end. Czech Mate.”

If you're sliding into first and you feel something burst dia-Rio

This looks it was designed on an original NES. I really want it to be. Either way, it's excellent work.

Not really sure why, but this felt inexplicably appropriate as a response

This cat is destroying my keeper leagues. I hope he took something gamechanging, like free basing whole milk and Bologna. Or maybe PCP

Carmelo finds pizza. Eats it.

Stop it with your logic and rational understanding. The Atlanta Dream* will have no part in this thought process.

Let’s get ready to....well, fumble?

You forgot Seinfeld vs Friends

Draymond Green still posting up in the offseason

Meanwhile, Baylor administrators allege he hit her “really good”

I guess you could say, his career is Dunn?