I’ve got 99 Gazpromlems

At least he didnt bite him.

This.

MLS? This is child’s play.

Would never have excpected the lads from Iceland to invade through the Ardennes

Omg I totally know what you mean!

Fruit

Is it me or is Bill Plaschke pregnant?

It is pronounced Ass Stroh’s, and the beer is terrible.

Sarah Jessica Parker approves of this entry

A monkey never crahps

My god did that smell good

Dan Orlovsky approves of this tactic.

I’m Fed up with all of these bogus tennis narratives. At first, it was Serene. Now its just a Djok

I am so upset I clicked on this. Finebaum looks better than Berman

Named my dog Gawd. Fed it Ballpark Franks. Gawd Bless

Golazo

Vlad Guerrero lines it for a stand up double

The Phillips Curve of ballflation concurs

The call was the right, albeit a bit Rocky. They clearly Turner’d the double play