I'm probably on the wrong thread to be tossing around surmises that don't involve anyone's disemboweling , anyhow.

I can't be the only one to have figured out that Jon Snow is the offspring of Lyanna Stark and Prince Rhaegar. Am I? Geez, I hope not- I only watch the show once in a while, you'd think that some of the true followers and fans would have figured it out, it being fairly obvious.

Lots of things that aren't legal in Chicago are legal in Chicago.

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If someone murdered Adam Sandler, would that be wrong?

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"Got to find the reason,
reason things went wrong,
got to find the reason why my money's all gone…"

I actually like 'The National Anthem" a lot, better than Radiohead's hits and I like it because I just like it; I'm not trying to prove anything to anybody by it, it's just my taste- altho I like "Shiny Happy People" too. Taste is variable, people like what they like for their own reasons. Frankly, I like these…

Have you ever encountered Mr. Figurative? You two would really hit it off- by which, I mean to say that you would get along well. Unless one of you would literally hit it off, "it" being the other's head. I meant that figuratively, of course. Or, maybe I didn't.

It sounds hideous and disgusting. I can't wait.

Didn't you star in "Bring Me the Head of L. Ron Hubbard"? I LOVED that movie.

I think he's saying, "No cannons! No cannons!" Perhaps he's afraid of pirates. I know I am.

Quite so. My own domicile is tranquilly un-haunted, even though my parents were brutally hacked apart therein, years ago. Perhaps their shades understand that if they come back, I'll just kill them again.

Why would you stay for The Monkees after having seen Jimi?

L. Ron might have been a prolific pathological liar, but he was never a very competent liar. I've always wondered why so many otherwise intelligent people could be willing and eager to swallow such obvious patent nonsense. Xenu, my ass.

Nice try, but your premise is false- many Scientologists are well-meaning victims of Scientology. I don't know where Beck fits in, but "Morning Phase" was a pretty good album, even if it wasn't as good as "Odelay".

Anybody ever wondered, whatever happened to Candlebox? I know I sure didn't- but, I found out anyway. In 2011, upnorth Wisconsin camping trip, I saw a roadside billboard advertising Candlebox appearing at some generic upnorth Wisconsin Indian tribal casino. They're still out there, playing "Far Behind" for drunken…

I think that the bot makes small changes- spelling, punctuation, etc- every time it posts the script, in order to evade the spam filters, by not posting the same content, over and over. Anyhow, it's determined- it re-posted, and upped the take to "over $7K", and it spelled month right this time. Not to worry, I…

It's spreadable!

… because Underwood Deviled Ham is GOOD.