Every Republican accusation is really a confession.

I’d also add, “never-hacked” server.

Much of the outrage about the Benghazi incident stemmed from accusations that Hillary was “lying” about it and that she “wasn’t telling the whole story”, when in fact she couldn’t because the stuff going down in that particularly complicated and messed-up part of the world WAS a web of secret alliances and deeply…

I know it’s a tired trope by now, but if Hillary had done this, we’d be subject to 40 different hearings about “OMG SALADGATE” with the left likely screaming harder than the right. “SHE COMPROMISED NATIONAL SECURITY FOR A SALAD!!!!” “HILLARY USED GOVT FUNDS TO PAY FOR SALAD OWNED BY HER OWN FOUNDATION!!!!”

You just KNOW it was more about “letting people at Mar-A-Lago see how cool and important he is” than it was about actual national security. “Ooh looky me I’m president doing president stuff!” (Meanwhile Bannon pulls out a literal camera to hold over classified docs while Toddler In Charge smug mugs for the camera).

To be fair, he only let busboys overhear tactical political discussions... it’s not like he did something monstrous like store data on a private, though secure, server.

Don’t worry, Congress has looked into this thoroughly. They would like to note that Trump ran with an (R) after his name, so everything is fine by them.

Under FERPA, I do more to hide my students’ grades and id numbers than this jackass does to hide classified information that might keep us all from dying. JFC.

Okay seriously. If HRC’s emails and Benghazi etc. etc. are worthy of months and years of investigation, how is this not being looked into with regard to national security breaches? Is this when we all call our Congresspeople and demand an investigation?

Next jackass who tells me Hillary was a traitor because she might not have been perfect about her emails gets ripped a new one.

And, Cheeto Hitler still has not responded to requests for Federal Disaster Relief. Because he’s like The Shrub II, The Dumbening! 

Man, it would suck if we had an aging infrastructure increasingly more hard- pressed to handle the stress of more severe and frequent extreme weather events caused by a changing climate if that was a thing and not just a librul myth. Luckily, Dear Leader Drumpf and the One Percenter People’s Party assure me that we…

On second thought maybe Hillary Clinton would have made a better president. I have spoken.

Why do you do this to yourself? I’d rather listen to the screams of a million voices crying out in terror than Joe Scarborough as my morning background noise.

I sometimes tune into Morning Joe when I’m getting ready in the morning and, if you thought it was bad during the election, it’s totally unwatchable now. Joe is basically a caricature of the Trump lapdog people claimed he was during the campaign. He’s always been obnoxious but at this point he just talks over people…

Every damn day he does something to remind me of Yeats’ The Second Coming:

you are wrong

That is dark as black paint, but in all fairness, would be easier to explain a new fancy car than trying to explain why your child came back from the dead.