What!?! Where the hell is the Spoiler Warning!?! Some of us like to watch our sports 6 hours after they happen in carefully curtailed packets of mass consumption. Now I can’t pretend excitement 11 pm.

To celebrate, everyone in the green pool!!!

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

LOL. Looking for any way to complain about SJWs looking for anything to complain about.

You are confusing Captain Marvel with Ms. Marvel.

Wrong character, Kamala Khan is not Captain Marvel.

No, we just want both.

At the end, it turns out that Kevin Spacey was Kitty Soze all along.

You’re kinda being deliberately obtuse here. Asking for ID in order to provide a fundamental right, when you know that older people, poor people, and minorities are less likely to have the required ID is ageist, classist, and racist. Checking ID before entering a private club is a different thing, and you know it’s a…

Did you just #AllLivesMatter the Holocaust?

You’re right. No one ever writes anything bad about Stalin.

Nixon blew up the 1968 peace talks, with the assistance of Henry Kissinger. There is documentary evidence

Belief in a person or an idea can create the most horrible evil

So, to sum up this rather long article into a TL;DR:

I heard next Deadspin is going to be doing a review of the Vagina Monologues in a few days.

You didn’t have cell phones either. Times change, needs change. Seems like lack of experience is the issue, more training is then the solution. Start the schooling earlier. By the time they’re 16, they’re fully trained.

Oh boy! Let me take the bus to work! Oh wait, my city doesn’t have one. Let me ride a bike to work! Oh wait, it is 110 degrees out and it is a half hour ride. Maybe my mom will take me? Oh wait, she’s at work. In any case, I do pay for my own insurance, gas, repairs, my car, etc.

I disagree about teenagers not having need of a car. I grew up in a family with a widowed mom who worked and an older sister who had a job a car (I stayed home to care for my special needs younger brother).

How about REAL drivers education and not the joke qualifications that are in place now? Also, up the fine for text while driving to $500 first offense, loss of license for a year for the second.