A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

At the end, it turns out that Kevin Spacey was Kitty Soze all along.

White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it.

I’m not saying Trump isn’t racist! I’m just saying it’s a sad time in history now that racism is generally considered a bad thing.

Do they make gloves that would fit his hands, though?

Let’s be real, he’s not planning on being at the debates.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

You know there are literally millions of children born in this country every year getting all of their vaccines on schedule. You don’t think if there were an actually serious issue we would’ve discovered it by now?

Right side, left side, above, and below the fence. I’m pretty sure she even covered some theoretical sides of the fence that only Stephen Hawking knows about.

I voted for Stein in 2012 (it was more a vote for The Green Party than Stein to be honest) and I was really hoping that if the Greens were going to try and continue making inroads to become a viable 3rd option that they would have moved past Stein and found a more appealing candidate.

28k? Ouch dude, times are tough

I wanted to see Bernie win; I did not want to see his supporters boo and hiss their way through the convention and take away from what is without a doubt a historic moment. You guys, your issues are my issues - or are they? Because from where I’m standing Bernie’s done a great job of pushing those issues and now…

Women and minorities have been dutifully pulling the lever for white men for decades (when they were allowed to at all) and you never heard from them even a fraction of the hysterics that Sanders supporters have been displaying during the DNC because they didn’t get their #1 choice.

The Elitists are obviously not the ones who include among their ranks someone whom can get a multimillion dollar fashion design deal on name recognition alone and then have quasi-slave labor manufacture one’s wares to bring in at such a price.

Um, they get that they’re supporting a “multi billionaire”, right?

“targeting our technology sector and making them out to be villains, simply because they’re trying to create jobs and [build] our local economy, is just a backwards approach.”

Have you seen SF housing prices? It’s probably cheaper to buy them all mansions in Detroit and fly them there.

I find gladiatorial combat to be an intriguing and unorthodox proposal for the homeless problem in San Francisco. I am open to hearing more...

That looks like a flying rectal probe.

*doorbell rings*