he can now go to a doctor in this shorty country. he has less stress about where he sleeps and he has set up accounts so he does not spend all of it. he was homeless. how the fuck does ir ger worse? this person has done more for him then you ever will for any homeless person. your shitty trearments don’t work. get…

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

Meanwhile Porsche charges $30K to not give you a radio and you’re fine with that. It’s an OEM engineered track weapon with a warranty, not some random corvette that someone threw a blower on without adding any support to handle the heat, etc.

There’s an obvious resolution to that that was covered in the comics something to the tune of 25 years ago. Absolute power isn’t exactly something that a non-divine being can handle flawlessly.

What? No Guardians? Where are the Guardians? I thought this was supposed to have—(“who the hell are you guys?”)—AHHHHH!

If you put $5,000 into a humor detector on January 1, 2017, then you’d be able to comprehend the meaning behind my comment today. Have fun with that knowledge.

I think I speak for all of us when I say thank fucking god.

How rusty?

That’s the good thing about being Luke Cage, in addition to having an Excellent Halloween he’ll also have a Sweet Christmas.

I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

You can find me a 2pm every day at your mom’s house. I’m usually there for about 15 minutes.

It was a total boneheaded, idiotic play. Aside from the fact that he wasn’t even on the field, what did he think he was going to accomplish? His quarterback was surrounded by 300+ offensive linemen who were jumping in to protect him. His cousin plays professional football in the NFL and had a whole team to protect him.

Well, with Barstool they have creative freedom and the backing of the Chermin group if some shit were to go down. There’s a lot of uncertainty leaving to do your own thing, ask Bill Simmons how that goes.

Every state on this list is wrong. Where is the love for Kit Kats?

Who?

Sure, he gets a Mustang sideways on a mountain, it’s cool.

If you’ve never called a dog “the goodest dog” you hate dogs.

Well. Looks like I am the dick head. Apologies and thanks for your service.

I’m old so the twitter confuses me, but I clearly need to start paying attention to black twitter. Those burns are quality.