The internet was famously slow in 1862.

Rivers Romo needs to grow up and start a band called “Geezer”

When friends and family ask me for advice for what car they should buy. I give them several really good, interesting options. Then, they ignore those choices and end up buying a Camry.

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

What isn’t wrong with a clip-on?

Can we just stop and talk for a minute about that Geo-Metro-2-door-Trans-Sport-6-wheeled-van-thing in the background?

SPOILER: He turns into Professor X and begins curving his gun shots

I would watch Mike Francesa & Mike Tyson.

I also thorouly enjoyed CharDee MacDennis 2: Electric Bugaloo

As a Bulls fan, these jokes are funny now.

KD might want to wear a cup at their next practice.

Don’t knock it; I use that machine to help with riding motorcycles.

Here’s why: it’s all fantasy, fake, and not real.

Until these cases are a dime in a dozen, we’ll never know for sure.

Reporting on the comment section. What a job.

“In my experience, a tight end doesn’t need any fingers to be a great catcher.”

They should have increased it earlier this year, IMO. The economy is stronger than it has been for several years. But getting away with it now means that they do not foresee any any adverse effects from doing so. Only time will tell, however.

I'm not pretending.

No distinguishing between Carnitas and al pastor pork?