This is a microcosm for something. Idk why but I’m fucking dying at this. Crying laughing literally.

Show me the bar where there is NO music. Show me the bar where everyone is horribly depressed and is drinking in pure fucking silence. That’s the bar for me.

He sets the agenda. You don’t follow it, you’re dead to him.

Player: Hello Coach Chip, how are you today?

Bad Kinja.

Alternative viewpoint: Fernando Rodney is Homer Simpson.

This is an amazing headline. Excellent Kinja there, Draper.

Trophy hunter truthers who think that this kind of shit helps animal conservation are absolutely the fucking worst.

Thank you for your click, but won’t you stay around and enlighten us as to why this is hot trash, given your privileged position as a local insider?

The Diamondbacks are my local team, and I’ve watched them since their first season. Their fascination with grit, “playing the game the right way” and “the unwritten rules of baseball” really got going a couple years ago, during their second .500 season in a row.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a pitcher look as apologetic as Fernandez was immediately after the pitch.

Does anyone know if the Diamondbacks are always as stupid as they were there?

Another funny thing is that the Marlins “manager” said that the Diamondbacks, “Handled it the right way.”

The Soprano

“What if we do a reboot of White Shadow? And since it’s HBO we can show lockerroom dong.”

So do we have to wait a couple hours before three Deadspin thinkpieces about how this new show is 1) gonna suck, 2)be awesome, 3) we’re all making too much of a big deal about it?

1) Where’s the strawman? Are you arguing black lives only matter when they’re taken by a white police officer?

All of that is true, except #1. It’s not really a strawman. He’s referring to public outcry, to which, they are no where even remotely near even.

Rap song!
Rap rap song!
We do our raps and the girls go wild!
We drink lots of 40s and we make bad videos!
They can’t stop us from uploading to YouTube!
Boo-boo-boodily boo-boo-ba-doo
Doodily-boop-de-doop-de-doo doo
Doo-doo-doodily-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doodily-doo-ba-doo-boo-boo

Or punters who think they can play football.

This sort of thing goes way back. Ty Cobb, in particular, was known for mocking opposing players. Especially the Jews.