Donovan McNabb sounds like a huge fucking prick.

I mean, they may not have been gay, but they would definitely get into bed with a guy.

This comment deserves way more credit than it's getting.

old, poorly constructed team with injury liabilities

These are some great, common-sense ways to make us all feel a lot better about watching the sport. I have a few more:

If I were a football coach I'd make my safeties wear mittens on these Hail Mary plays, that way they would remember to bat the ball down instead of trying to intercept it like morons.

Looks like they have resigned themselves to not lettering in sports.

I did not make this

He zoned out.

He didn't move.

The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

I bet you thought this would have gotten more stars by now, eh?

He went to Florida. That is statistically unlikely.

I laughed for 1 flat second than realized that's a serious question that needs to be asked.

So does Mike Pouncey have any friends who aren't dickheads?

Geez, talk about an offensive lineman, amirite?!?!

+0.5

Obviously we all would have expected someone named Incognito to be harder to find.

Pictured: A distant relative of Richie Incognito