I call bullshit. Deion has never thrown anyone to the ground in his life.

I don't know, it's a family member, he probably has reservations about that

Burns is so mad at Reilly, he might Sioux.

Hmmm. Well, alright then.

That's not entirely fair - whatever you think of his writing and point of view, he clearly has an eye for talent and an understanding of his audience - he's built a pretty good stable of writers at Grantland.

It's the Peter King model. They both established weekly online columns over 10 years ago and have built a following. That's pretty much it.

I guess Simmons won't be making any appearances on PTI anymore

How will this affect Magic's standing in the Pantheon?

Maddon's crazy like a fox - and what should we expect from the only hipster in baseball?

He should have just had Ed move down one bar stool.

"OH, SNAP!"-

In Unprecedented Occurrence, Huge Dick Seen At Lambeau Field

After our halftime show, the same fine gentleman called a female member of the band the "c" word.

Oh, i didn't realize that one half of one game was what is required to make blanket statements about a running back who has never averaged less than 4.1 ypc and 6.6 ypr in his entire career, which has not included Michael Vick at QB for every game. Good call though, he blows.

If you're going to include the UK Office, you need to specify which finale: the first one where everything is terrible, or the everything is better now Christmas special. Both are great for different reasons, but the first one is so much more Office-y.

What in the fuck is ISC? Who uses an acronym combining the school name and the mascot? This is bullshit and I'm out.

You don't know what a compliment is, do you?

Even after his playing days were over, Cousy was a master of the assist.