Yeah I know. I was making a joke. jesus

Knuckledragger? You realize this isn't an actual photo of me, right?

I didn't say that but I'm not being paid millions for my looks. see the difference? I know common sense probably isn't your strong point so read it again

why is she famous again? She's just some frumpy chick that looks like a waitress at a Shoney's in the 80's

Are straight men constantly sexaully assaulting women?

I hate it that this got 55 stars. Just a reminder of why humans suck

Maybe his long toenails were bothering him to the point that he couldn't concentrate and that affected his decisions

"we take all of your women at will" or against their will

those stupid cops are such losers. they should just let people loot and rob and cause mayhem. insensitive bastards

so

On a side note, this is the type of girl I'm attracted too. Petite and feminine. It seems like nowadays any time there is a girl like this on social media the comment section is bombarded with "She aint got no ass!" "I like em THICK!" I don't really understand why anyone would prefer cellulite to a toned girl but…

Whenever they filmed that MTV show about you back in the day did you already know you would probably become a champion, or is this all above your wildest dreams?

LOL at the Lance Armstrong gear jokes and the testosterone comment. I laughed out loud by myself

haha I was thinking the exact same thing.....

"scary" bar in the south end.... You should go to a bar in the projects in New Orleans or Detroit. And see if you still mockingly call it a scary situation or if you are actually scared shitless. It would be a fun experiment

The diamondbacks GM and managers are the biggest losers in MLB. They are concerned with "grit" and "toughness" more than success. Idiots

Actually it was hilarious when movies weren't so PC. I remember in Sixteen Candles when Farmer Ted and his dorky buddies were on the porch trying to get the nerve to go in to that party and he said "Quit being faggots. We have 60 bucks and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens." Classic line. And like it…

I can't wait to see it! I'm fascinated by all of this and love that show!

dumb comment. but he is from khazakstan and is half korean/half russian. that's not really that "white" but whatever. you are probably white

the difference is this guy has the tyson power and he isn't gonna go insane and party his life away and get ko'd by buster douglas types