He didn't word it correctly but I get what he's saying. He's saying tack on the 15 yards after the kickoff return. So if it's a touchback, the ball is placed at the 20 and the refs move it 15 yards to the 35 yard line. If it's returned to the 50 yard line, move it 15 yards to the 35 yard line.

The obvious answer is that every time Beast Mode scores, the rest of the team grabs their dick.

Could have been suicide. Older people sometimes do that when they find out bad news like they have cancer. Don't want to deal with pain and indignity of death.

This is why I don't bash the elite athletes. They are only around for 10-15 years if you are lucky enough to watch them. They get replaced quicker than the cashier at Mickey D's.

Yes he is. That's why you are horrified. Don't lie.

Wow! How did they land those punches?

All I know is every time I eat lunch near my truck, 3 strangers surround me, one asks if it's my truck, another mentions he should shoot me and the third just stabs me in the stomach for no reason. Happens all the time!

Wait, he's saying he's embarrassed to work for the Seahawks? Why?

Don't know a thing about FIFA, but why are they like this? Surely they know it's bad for business. So what gives?

Didn't notice it was underinflated? Bullshit! The first thing I do when I toss the old pigskin around in the backyard is make sure it's inflated so I don't have to go looking for that damn needle.

Maybe I'm getting old but no way in hell would I ever watch 4 games of football starting at 9:30 AM.

Nah, it was weak this go around. The 1st one was funny if I remember correctly.

He probably can get an exemption. But he'd also probably have to be evaluated and that goes against the "Football players are tough guys; we don't need no therapy." mentality that exists in the NFL.

I have a question for those that are mad at Lynch. Are you actually interested in what he has to say or do you think because he makes a lot of money he has some moral obligation to speak to the media?

Yea as crazy as a nutjob she is, she has the right to videotape.

Ehh, I disagree. A professional football player will notice the nuances of a football a lot more than a referee. Think about all the times in MLB when the ump gives the ball to a pitcher and he asks for a new ball because he's not happy with the ball the ump gave him. Professional athletes are far more in tune with a…

You know what's funny? There is possible tampering/cheating going on from a team to reach the Superbowl. The NFL is like "Yea, we'll look into it." The fans are like "LOL New England. What do you expect? It's Tom Brady and Bill Belicheat."

Well yea, that's why I spelled it tuff guy and not tough guy. I'm surprised they didn't have their sleeves rolled up like John Travolta in Grease.

Why the fuck do tuff guys take their shirt off before they "fight?"

Why can't the Seahawks let this dude stand in for Beast Mode during interviews?