Again I have to complement you for the depths of your clarity, and your being courageous enough to live your life in accordance with that clarity. I agree with a lot of what you wrote here, but I’m nowhere near courageous enough to follow your example. I’ve been married for over a decade and still love and enjoy…

Whoa now, easy with the magic spells, Hermione.

little known fact: Bartolo Colon has undergone 2 Jimmy Johns surgeries.

Aaand the wipe-standing-up crowd chimes in...

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

There are two excellent seasons of the diverse, inclusive, wild, and awesome Lucha Underground on Netflix right now. The booking an drew match quality blow anything the WWE does out of the water.

I didn’t know Jim Cornette was a doctor now!

According to Meltzer, fans left the main event early (that’s good!) to get in line to buy Royal Rumble tickets (that’s bad!). I think Lorraine McFly from Alt-1985 had more self-respect than that.

Definitely put me in the “escape rules SUCK” camp

Is “living past 50" on that list too?

Why are we limiting this to just flags as kryptonic (kryptonite-esque?) items on poles? There’s pink slips, paddles, Buff Bagwell’s Moms, all sorts of stuff can be put on those poles.

If it were up to the Progressive Liberal, this would have been a Punjabi Parole match.

Man, I love American history.

They already had the greatest team celebration in all of the history of sports. BRING IT BACK!

So the Cubs’ dugout is now just this dude?

I got caught NOT masturbating, but got blamed for it anyway.