Erotic time pieces have been around for hundreds of years so it’s not like something he invented.

He only cuts the grass once a month? That’s part of the problem. Once a week is normal.

It reduces all your drives.

If it works like hormone blockers for prostate cancer it will reduce your urge for sex and prevent you from having an erection.

• a metaphor about how boys & girls live sexual attraction differently. boys are like microwaves, meaning they’re quick to get hot and it doesn’t take a lot of work. girls are like slow cookers, they need time and patience to get there.

trigger warnings are mainly for people who’ve already been raped you dummy.

That’s because you almost never see that.

I went to a screen of a Jim Brown doc by Spike Lee a long time ago and a woman in the audience was pouring out tears asking him about his history of abusing women. Keep in mind that would never happen in your scenario either.

I still call it the Drag but I moved away in 2003. Didn’t realize people stopped calling it that.

I had my first this year. 2 weeks after buying a car that comes with 19inch wheels.

Surely it adds wind resistance as well. 

That always works on Russia.

I mean yeah, you actually get a lot of traction control kicking in Sport+ mode so that’d be great. In the class it’s actually really surprising it doesn’t come as AWD. But I’m fine with it. I drive a ton and in the upper Midwest. We’ll see how she does in Feb wearing winter tires.

Does this guy realize he’s not on the (any) team?

That’s pretty much it right there

“half-naked hikers”

Well that’s fair. But outside of the face I think the rest of the car is one of the better looking on the road.

Other than slightly better tech I'm literally seeing nothing that makes this better than the 2019 Avalon which I've owned for 3 months. It's a great car and way sportier than you'd expect in Touring trim. 

Dihydrogen Monoxide, killed almost 4 thousand kids last year. Terrible.

There’s also his story about fighting someone at McDonalds. No one does that sober.