Dave’s killer bread everything bagels are my jam. Even my toddler likes them.

knife nerd spotted 

Don also calls in to the Tom Joyner show and mixes it up. You really get to see his personality on there. 

a lot of that is just what you’re exposed to. I grew up around nudists and seeing hairy natural hippies naked all the time made me real comfortable with bodies. I don’t mind hair on a woman at all.

You may be surprised to know not all gas station owners are honest people. 

and just think, it’s even smaller before an erection. Some blood remains after orgasm.

I jumped a little hill in rural Texas in my 320i BMW in highschool. On the other side of the hill was a sharp turn so I went down the hill in grass and stopped just short of a telephone pole. 

My father in law said this guy is going to fuck up the game during the first 5 minutes.

Misadventure is a legit term for death. Drug over doses are often misadventure.

I was going to say. The secret ingredient in black people’s weed is PCP. It’s called fry 

That’s absolutely part of this

So she’s a great writer and shit person. This is incredibly common.

RNs don’t make that much. Like maybe 40-50K

I wish my family supported me like this

Haha, religion is poison

It’s Texas, oil is huge industry in the state. It’s our local business.

You want to socialize with adults but don’t have anywhere to leave your kids.

Same, my parent’s didn’t go to parties where kids weren’t invited so I just assumed all parties included kids.

lol he really does, everything but the talent and je ne se quoi

I mean dude talked mad shit about her husband. Why would she like him?