Not really. Neither are people which is all that really matters.

I’m not sure this is much different than any sex toy. It’s for sexual gratification with no demands like all sex toys.

Death would be a relief for a lot of these guys.

Does anyone ever credit pure genetic luck to clear skin? Admittedly I’m a guy without monthly hormonal changes but even in peak pimple age I never had a pimple and to this day the only time I wash my face is in my not quite daily shower. It certainly had nothing to do with a vegan diet for me.

and married to actual Nazi’s.

Don’t marry a woman who can’t cook is another option.

To be fair this is an article about beauty.

That’s a cool idea. Never happen.

Shit, I had a chance to draft that guy and passed.

I played collegiate sports and slept great. So not that one.

He’s also bringing back shirts tucked into jeans.

My mom believed it but she didn’t read them for money.

But do they all have like $600K budgets for their first home?

No, you have no control over being born with more fit genes.

There is evidence that human boobs  did evolve for something beyond nursing. Human women are the only mammals that have large breasts whether lactating or not.

Why would they not show their “most popular show”?

Like yesterday. Let him go be poor elsewhere.

I’m not either but when tennis is good, it’s great. It’s got all the chess drama of a great pitcher/hitter duel in baseball.

How’d you like to tune those fucking carbs every other week.

Further more f you, Drogon hater.