That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

Uber markets itself as simpler and cheaper than cabs because you don't need to tip. If they've changed their pricing scheme to the point where tipping is now necessary to make any money, they need to make that clear!

Was anyone else horribly disappointed by Angie Tribeca? I couldn’t even make it through the first episode. All the jokes/gags went on way too long.

Carolina is 7-1

I clicked on your link thinking you had somehow managed to find the one and only case in recorded human history of someone using a trans-friendly policy to commit a sexual assault, but nope, it was just another dumbass whining because her gym let someone into the locker room who doesn’t look feminine enough for her…

The story you linked to isn’t one of someone nefariously using the wrong locker room to get their jollies, it’s of a perfectly reasonable policy being objected to by a person who doesn’t think transgendered people should be allowed to use the locker room that corresponds with how they identify.

Someone willing to commit felony sexual assault is not going to let a minor misdemeanor illegal bathroom usage law stop them from committing a more serious crime.

They aren’t delivered to the victim. That’s the point of the story.

You should issue an apology for that shit comment.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

Meanwhile they’re worshipping Bernie like the GOP worships Raegan.

Will the Democratic debates be as batshit insane as the three hours we witnessed last night?

wooooo congrats dudes

I also thought it was unfortunate how Cowherd kept insisting on calling him Judge Wop-Ner.

Well, the police are the only ones involved who shot anyone (or had a gun at all), so that seems reasonable

It’s safe to assume this never would’ve happened with a player from Anglo State.

If The Daily Show had any effect on our actual political culture, it was probably to the benefit of conservatives. In its absence, many young liberals might have confronted the George W. Bush years and engaged in actual political projects, like the campus left of the 1960s.

“that I decided I’d rather be friends with Carlson instead.”

No sentient human being would ever say that. Unless they were a humongous douchebag.