How exactly would it not be listening at all times? To know when it’s been “activated,” it has to be listening. This isn’t fear-mongering; it’s what is actually happening.

I’m just hopeful that the degenerate gamblers who were paying him to miss that shot paid more than the value of his contract.

Counterpoint:
1) This team went 42-40 in the East.
2) They lost 4-1 to a 76ers team that was playing with its best player, Embiid, at maybe 75% health.
3) They have, if we’re being generous, 2 players who would start on a contending roster.
4) They are the Nets.

Never self report. Never self report. Never self report.

Yesterday, McGraw said that she has no plans to ever hire a male assistant coach, and a few people in the sports world freaked out. Never mind the fact that there is literally 1 single female coach in all of Men’s DI Basketball. They really do get some dumb as shit questions on the women’s side.

Deadspin: MLBPA needs to aggressively advocate for its players and do everything to protect their financial futures
Deadspin the next morning: Man, wouldn’t it have been great to let a pitcher blow out his elbow to throw another 40 pitches even though there was basically a 0% chance that this garbage pitcher was gonna…

This is all well and good, but the MLBPA isn’t going to advocate for things that don’t benefit it’s current members. Minor leaguers are not part of the MLBPA, and 6 year vets aren’t going to be concerned about helping minor leaguers (especially since negotiating benefits for the minor leaguers will directly decrease…

Got it, so in reality you’re just worried that all the women you go around touching inappropriately are going to be emboldened by this, right? Thanks for clearing that up for us.

So, you’re mad?

The last 4 college football national championship games have featured 3 total teams.

Damn you’re mad as hell. This is hilarious.

I’m grasping at straws? All charges were dropped, asshole. Fuck the CPD. Enjoy Jussie never going to prison for this. Enjoy watching the CPD whine like assholes every day forever.

Huh, turns out Minor League Stadium Chasers aren’t the only ones who have been getting 2 for 1 deals in Jupiter, Florida all these years.

Also, notify your HR person that employers have a fiduciary duty to choose a reasonable 401(k) plan, and that many employers have been sued for not offering plans that have low-fee options. Phrase it as saying you’re looking out for the best interests of your employer.

Very much looking forward to the half day I’ve got scheduled for next Thursday for the home opener, where the forecast is currently a high of 48 and a 50% chance of rain. At least I won’t be watching James Shields or Miguel Gonzalez pitch (although I’m not sure Ivan Nova and the ghost of Ervin Santana count as…

Their entire left side of the infield would be in Chicago if it wasn’t for the dumbass shitheads running this franchise, and those 2 players will likely end the year with more WAR than the White Sox’ entire starting lineup combined. Getting absolutely steamrolled by a small market franchise that just a year ago gave…

If you don’t think these assholes mishandled this case by going on TV daily a showboating, then you’re a moron.

Woah, you mean Chicago PD overstated their case (publicly) and presented a bogus case for trumped up charges to the DA? Well I never...

1) Sure, let’s just take a reported offer from the Steelers at face value. I’m sure they have no incentive to lie to a reporter about what they actually offered Bell.

No need for the word “might” in this comment.