I hope to god that a 49ers receiver pulls out a sharpie and signs a football next Sunday after a touchdown. Hell, make it out to Michael Strahan too. Maybe get a Titans receiver to kneel on the Cowboys star too.

If you’re truly stupid enough to not know what Blackface is, you should be fired for not being qualified to teach children anyway.

I’m just now realizing that they had to have killed like 100 civilians driving through those homes...

Not sure why this is news, this is actually just a normal daily conditioning drill at Maryland.

Toronto needs to get in on this. I don’t know how they would be able to pull it off, but him and Kawhi on the same team would make for some really fun defensive matchups.

I don’t understand why they don’t G-League him. This is pretty much the optimal situation for it. Guy who needs live game reps, but it doesn’t matter if it’s against real or shitty competition, just so long as it’s in the flow of a real basketball game.

Oh yeah, I’m sure the Democrats have a plan all fired up to respond to this. Something along the lines of “We’re super displeased with the fact that Mr. President Trump is doing something wrong, and we plan to let you know in 8-12 months if we will fight him on it. Thank you for listening, and please like us on…

“Luke Dončić”

If jealousy is your issue, shouldn’t you hate every single NBA player, who is better at the skill of playing basketball than you’ll ever be at any individual skill, is making more money per year than you ever will, and is undoubtedly sleeping with more attractive individuals than you ever will? If anything, the only…

Fuck police unions.

Fuck off

I do love that Deadspin wrote a nice long article about how PFTCommenter should quit Barstool because Barstool sucks. Maybe they should write the same article for Drew.

Old Crow is absolute trash for food. Decent place to hang out and drink, but the food is awful.

I read that and thought it was hyperbole. Good lord, I can’t believe it’s been that long since the Bulls got him and Chicago thought we had the next all-world center. Good times.

I can’t remember someone going from lovable underdog story (homeless teen and 2 star recruit to junior college to Marquette to Bulls bench warmer to NBA Most Improved Player and All-NBA Team) to annoying asshole in such a short time. It’s really quite impressive.

If they really want to fuck with him they should trade him back to the Bulls.

His 4 fouls in like the first 6 minutes of game action today sure got me hyped up for the season!

Maybe your kid is the first person ever to be scared of Jay Cutler.

If this was a big group, say 15 people, and they all owe this woman $20, we’re not really talking about a petty amount of money. God, has anyone ever written into this column who isn’t a whiny asshole?

Hell yeah, I too am furious that this here sports blog isn’t talking about...Bill Clinton?