The way the city hits upon exiting the Fort Pitt tunnel. It’s a fucking beautiful visual. Gets me every damn time.

Am I being too cynical in thinking an Italian winning the Venice Marathon, after the leaders were dicked over, is suspicious?

“Chumba, one of the runners who was led off-course, took fourth.”

Are you paid to be wrong or is it something you do as a hobby?

The secret to most fast food french fries is that they’re fried twice; once before they’re shipped, and a second time at the restaurant. Fries at places like In-N-Out and Five Guys, that cut their potatoes fresh at the restaurant, aren’t going to be as crisp.

Part of the In-N-Out mystique is that, unless you’re on the west coast (or as far east as Texas these days) it is forbidden fruit. If I could get In-N-Out whenever I wanted, I’d probably grow bored with it. When I’m out west, a double-double with fries and a strawberry shake is on my must-do list.

Would everyone please just calm down? Trump already met with the President of California a few days ago.

Finally, we know what Oswald Cobblepot would look like if he could drive a tiny car and waddle around in the grass.

She also gave the best speech about music piracy ever.

Exactly. Seth MacFarlane’s comment was tonally perfect.

This actually makes me respect those jokes and the writers who wrote them more. That’s pretty subversive of MacFarlane to do that at the Oscars imo.

Distinction without a difference as far as I’m concerned. It’s just a way for people to be pedantic and feel like they’re taking part in a discussion that they have nothing to contribute.

Christ, the mental hoops people are jumping through. The IOC should look into adding it as an event for the next Summer Olympics.

And nothing about timing made her throw in the bullshit framing of:

We’ve informally reached out to a few people who work in TV news who confirm there isn’t a specific hard break until the end of the hour. This break occurred during the show’s first half.

What, Exactly, Does “All Of Australia” Look Like?

One of my favorite Tom Petty tunes

Swansea is the Central Mass of Eastern Mass.

I love the smell of clueless white privilege in the morning. Smells like.....stupidity.