Eric is, at best, the third best Dekker

“We know what it means to serve”

You’re acting like he stabbed someone

Through the beauty of the lilies

Could we say that Richard is being....

I had a good friend blow off my much smaller (<30 people) wedding for similar reasons. In other words, one of the few people that I considered close enough to invite.

The Battle Hymn of the Republic should be the anthem anyways.

Chris Sale and Corey Kluber belong in the MVP conversation.

Am I the only one who prefers the “old” iphone design to the X?

This is precisely how you end up with shit like Beowulf

I mean, it’s not like salmonella isn’t right there for the taking. It even has a fish in its name.

step one is not to post your marital grievances on the internet

[pedant]

We can infer that the husband isn’t awesome at his marital duties when he decided to extend his wife’s embarrassment by sharing it on the internet.

That looks like what midwesterners call “salad”.

NESN is fucking terrible. Just as a general principle.

A civilian-owned Crown Vic is definitely one of the most terrifying sights on the road.

Carchetti should have gone down like Jack Nicholson.