At least for research purposes, the US army is funding programs quite similar to what you propose. These aren’t straightforward studies; MRI, PET, and CT data are fairly noisy. At least with the resolution that you presumably need.

has anyone made the obligatory comic sans joke yet?

Actually, Hinkie didn’t suck at drafting any more than your average NBA GM. The drafts that the Sixers have tanked for have been pretty bad, by historical standards. That would be an indictment of the process, since you can’t really get the sense of the quality of a draft class until the year immediately preceding.

The first season after Hinkie took over the Sixers, they won 19 games. That same season, the Bucks won 15 games while the Jazz and Celtics won 25 apiece. We are now four years in and those franchises have all thrived in the interim. They were better than the Sixers this year, and probably will be next season as well.

Burneko and Magary would team up on a multi state killing spree if that happens

I hope you’re referring to the shores of Lake Erie because Cleveland is not on the coast.

Are we sure Stone is a midwesterner?

beats the return they got for Ortiz

Don’t think Pachulia will want to associate with Putin’s number one fan.

I tried to account for a vig, too.

+300 is like 80-20 odds, right? Seems a little short for a GS victory, honestly.

The fact that Trump’s youngest son is bearing a strong resemblance to Napoleon Dynamite pleases me to no end.

The last time an Orange came to England, things got rough in a hurry.

Primantis is kinda gross. Especially ‘cause their fries aren’t even half cooked.

I’m of the minority opinion that Season 1 was considerably better than the second season.

I think its a reference to the Michigan OSU rivalry.

Cleveland is the only reason Ohio resembles a swing state

Dignity is apparently only worth 1/4 of a month’s rent.

fuckem

Shocked that no one has posted on Jerry Remy today, given that he said some dumb racist shit during a highly watched broadcast.