ricky davis says otherwise

the best is when you open with, “hows it going” followed by “good, yourself?” and then, finally “not bad! you?”

what, no love for cranberry township and the rest of pittsburgh’s trump-loving northern suburbs?

sooner people realize that they’re rooting for laundry, the better off they are

needs to be retweeted by mark wahlberg.

ted cruz, i’m sorry to say

are there any kobe/roethlisberger duo fans?

you are just trolling drew

you’re welcome, barry

fitting that wahlberg did, too.

strahan seems okay.

you have more than one?

imagine if gary anderson didn’t blow the kick against atlanta in 1998 and the vikings go on to build the greatest dynasty of the modern era. just imagine, drew!

bill russell is the only one with a cock ring

that shirt is indeed, pretty fucking dumb.

schmeling was actually a good person though

i’ve lived a lot of places and sports fans in general are just irredeemable assholes. parochialism reigns and that’s kind of the point.

you know what i like? teams that lose all the time, play on artificial turf, and are never broadcast on television.

tried it, didn’t work

atlanta did beat sherman this time around