Don't forget "THAT WAS MY RETIREMENT GREASE!!!"

I like "Radioactive." I also like "Monster," which was used in a great WrestleMania XXX video package for Daniel Bryan.

I don't know. I'm on the A.V. Club, so I just have the desire to hate pretty much everything.

Oh, have people not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard.

I think the reason these episodes stand out as awful is because they marked the turning point for the series. These episodes weren't just terrible for the show, they were terrible for television altogether. There are plenty of Jean-era episodes that sucked, but not many of them make your blood boil like these Scully…

The episode was supposed to mix "Bart Sells His Soul" with some other episode where the Simpsons have money troubles and failed in every possible way. It's ridiculous to do one storyline so well and then completely screw it up the second time.

That episode and "Saddlesore Galactica" give me nightmares.

One of the best moments in this episode is when Barney says he can't drink the huge bottle of Duff because he's the designated driver, then there's this awkward wide shot of everyone staring at him while he has a petrified look on his face. The Simpsons has always had a knack for great visual gags.

The original Ted is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life. I pleasured myself to it just fine.

On its own merits, I thought the first movie was legitimately funny. I remember being burned out on Family Guy at the time and thinking to myself, "Why is Seth so uninvolved in the show these days?" To this day, I still think FG would benefit more from MacFarlane becoming a writer again or a creative consultant.

Seth MacFarlane's humor needs more D.

One of the best scenes was when Lori came to her apartment to find poop on the floor, and she says, "THERE'S A SHIT ON THE FLOOR!" And Ted responds with, "Or, maybe the floor's…on the shit."

How dare you desecrate the good name of Pizza Hut! RandomGuy, I challenge you to a race around the world.

Ninjaneer, a joke's a joke, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a joke! You know how much modern Family Guy has wanted one of those!

Liam Neeson has run out of crackers and he's gluten-free, so what he needs you to do is go to the local gym and ask strange men to pee in your cupped hands.

This is the best defense of Family Guy I have seen on the A.V. Club in a long time.

At least the song was dope.

Are you talking about "Classic" by MKTO? Because that song is pretty good.

Yeah, I guess he could use the cash advance that comes from pop. Plus, those gratuitous guest appearances in the video need to eat too.

It worked for Rakim and Jody Watley. Just once.